South Park’s 15 Worst Episodes

Every show has a few bad installments, and the worst South Park episodes prove it is no exception. The long-running animated hit South Park has certainly seen its share of beloved episodes, many of which hit the funny bone of fans with its zany premises and clever satire. Characters like Cartman have some of the funniest quotes in the series, while Stan and Kyle are often given the best storylines. With this quirky cartoon extending all the way back into the 90s and the series renewed to air through 2027, there’s certainly no shortage of hits.

Still, given its long history and hundreds of episodes, there are bound to be some bad ones. Whether it is oddball concepts, off-color gags, annoying characters, South Park‘s trademark dark storylines, or just jokes that fell flat, there have been a few efforts that managed to disappoint audiences and even co-creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker. While a lot of these examples tend to come from earlier seasons before the show gained its footing with its topical commentary, later seasons aren’t immune from bad episodes. Here are 15 of the worst South Park episodes that the show has ever aired in its two-decade run.

15

Spring Break — Season 26, Episode 6

Attempts To Lambast Right Wing Culture Fall Flat

While the newer seasons of South Park continue to be strong, the season 26 finale — “Spring Break” — fell flat for a variety of reasons. Firstly, both narrative arcs in the episode simply weren’t exciting. The episode focuses on spring break, which Mr Garrison and Rick decide to celebrate by going to Myrtle Beach, while Randy is at home with Stan while Sharon and Shelley go on vacation. Neither reaches the kind of thrilling and bombastic climax the show has been known for, which, especially given that it was a season finale, meant the whole episode felt quite flat.

However, where “Spring Break” truly suffers is that it attempts to parody a lot of Alt-Right culture, with figures such as Andrew Tate and Donald Trump being lambasted, but completely fails to make any kind of meaningful point. Randy espousing the views of Andrew Tate and protesting that he’s simply trying to teach his son about masculinity when questioned could have been much funnier than it was. As for Mr Garrison’s arc, suggesting that Trump (who he was South Park‘s version of) is addicted to political rallies may have elicited a single chuckle at first, but it was far from funny enough to carry an entire episode.

14

Mr Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina — Season 9, Episode 1

Perhaps The Most Transphobic Episode Of South Park

While there are multiple episodes of the show that have aged poorly, few can contend with season 9’s “Mr Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina”, which ranks as one of the worst South Park episodes when viewed retrospectively. The period of South Park where Mr Garrison identified as Mrs. Garrison has always been on shaky ground.

However, the episode where he undergoes sexual reassignment surgery is pretty difficult, if not impossible, to defend. The South Park episode makes no point beyond “Mr Garrison has his penis cut off.” It makes the procedure the butt of the joke rather than offering any kind of substance or insightful take, and the decision to include actual footage of the procedure was difficult to stomach even when the episode first aired.

Furthermore, gender reassignment is compared to, for example, Kyle undergoing surgery to make himself Black to be better at basketball and his father being turned into a dolphin. “Mr Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina” is pretty clearly a South Park episode that harkens back to the show’s most distasteful period.

13

The Return Of Chef — Season 10, Episode 1

South Park Creators Trey Parker And Matt Stone Let Personal Feelings Take A Joke Too Far

The controversy surrounding the exit of the late Isaac Hayes from South Park was well-documented at the time, and creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone decided to address it in season 10’s “The Return Of Chef”. The episode was a response to Hayes’ comments following the show’s criticism of Scientology in a prior episode.

While it’s understandable that there were tense feelings, and Park and Stone certainly had valid criticisms by pointing out that Hayes had no issue when other religions were made fun of, the episode that wrote Chef out of the show for good was still one of the worst. In “The Return Of Chef”, audio of Hayes in earlier episodes is badly used to make it seem as though Chef has been brainwashed.

While this could have been a funny concept, the decision to have Chef be a member of the “Super Adventure Club” and an outspoken pedophile seemed, especially in hindsight, to be somewhat childish and vindictive. Chef was a beloved character, and Hayes a respected musician, so this was an instance where Parker and Stone severely overestimated how much viewers held the decision to leave against him. This led to one of the worst South Park episodes, because of the extent the show went to tearing Chef apart felt petty at best.

12

Chickenlover — Season 2, Episode 4

An Episode Focusing On An Incredibly Unfunny South Park Character

Many of the earlier South Park episodes don’t hit the mark quite as well as more recent installments. However, this doesn’t automatically make them among the worst episodes of the show, despite how much the quality of both the animation and satire has improved over the decades. Season 2’s “Chickenlover” is an exception, however, due to the focus on a single character — Officer Barbrady.

Barbrady was later written out of South Park, and with good reason. As a character, he’s simply not funny, and since “Chickenlover” focuses on him so heavily, it really hasn’t stood the test of time. Officer Barbrady was initially conceived as a “stupid cop” stereotype, though he was taken to the extreme.

However, in “Chickenlover” this is taken a step further when it’s revealed Barbrady is illiterate — something a criminal tries to help him with by sexually assaulting poultry and leaving Barbrady crudely written notes. It’s an episode with no real underlying satire or point to make, and instead just comes across as puerile (even by the standards of South Park). In defense of “Chickenlover” though, it does also introduce Cop Cartman and his “respect my authoritah” catchphrase, though later episodes do it better.

11

Poor And Stupid — Season 14, Episode 8

The Entire Premise Of The Episode Falls Flat

Season 14’s “Poor And Stupid” is one of the worst South Park episodes because, like several others, the very concept falls flat and doesn’t really have enough humor to it to carry an entire episode. In the episode, Cartman reveals that he wants to be a NASCAR driver when he grows up, but believes he can’t because he’s not (as he puts it) “poor” or “stupid” enough.

That’s literally the extent of the plot, and the rest of the episode then unfolds in what feels like a very paint-by-the-numbers way, with Cartman trying to make himself poorer and less intelligent, getting into the NASCAR circuit, then failing miserably. Not only does “Poor And Stupid” feel far too predictable for South Park, it’s also taking a somewhat unfair jab at NASCAR fans and working-class people.

While many groups are the butt of the joke of South Park, “Poor And Stupid” simply feels like an entire episode that exists only to laugh at those in less fortunate economic circumstances. It doesn’t really have anything interesting to say about NASCAR either, and it definitely feels like the show could have done more when choosing it as a target.

10

White People Renovating Houses — Season 21, Episode 1

A Misfire In South Park’s Satirical Arsenal

South Park often nails it in terms of its topical humor and sociopolitical commentary, though “White People Renovating Houses” has been viewed as a weak example of this. Given the bizarre and turbulent political climate circa 2017, these things would seem to provide great fodder for comedy. Yet, more often than not, the jokes come across as a bit too blatant and “on the nose” for a great many.

In one of the worst South Park episodes, audiences got a weird hodgepodge of social satire, home makeover spoofs, and a commentary on the impact of smart devices. It all tends to lack cohesion or direction, especially without knowing the topical context. All in all, the undertaking may have just been too ambitious, and it felt like the South Park creators were simply trying to tackle too many topics at once.

9

Stanley’s Cup — Season 10, Episode 14

A Jarring Departure In South Park

The 10th season of the series contained some of the best episodes of South Park, which is why it’s so surprising that Parker and Stone decided to close out the installment with one of the worst South Park episodes. South Park season 10 was filled with absolute comic absurdity, which is why the down-to-earth storyline of “Stanley’s Cup” was a somewhat unwelcome surprise. In the episode, Stan is tasked with coaching a pee-wee hockey team. One of its members, Nelson, has cancer and asks Stan to win a game for him.

The episode ends with the pee-wee team going up against the actual Red Wings and getting massacred. What was supposed to be an apt parody of underdog sports team movies ended up being a bizarre entry to one of South Park‘s darkest storylines. Choosing to kill Nelson and have the Red Wing team beat the pee-wee team to a pulp while celebrating to Queen’s “We Are the Champions” was a bold choice that unfortunately didn’t pay off. The episode sticks out like a sore thumb compared to the rest of season 10.

8

Board Girls — Season 23, Episode 7

South Park’s Tiresome Transphobia Rears Its Head Again

Released in 2019, season 23, episode 7, “Board Girls,” can’t help but feel like a relic of the ‘90s with its withered satire of women’s sports. The predictable plot sees PC Principal’s sidekick Strong Woman taking part in the local strongwoman competition, only to be beaten by Heather Swanson, a bearded, muscular Randy Savage parody who only began to self-identify as a woman immediately before the competition.

The stale, inaccurate gag implies that trans female athletes often cynically utilize their identity to defeat cis female athletes in sporting events, something that has never been borne out in real-life sports. Like most satirical takedowns of trans athletes, “Board Girls” fails because it’s clear the show’s creators know next to nothing about real-life women’s sports. The fact that cis female athletes frequently compete against and beat their trans opponents is ignored in a patronizing story that grasps at a long-disproven myth of biological strength difference.

7

The Problem With A Poo — Season 22, Episode 3

A Convoluted Satire Of Outrage Culture

One of the worst South Park episodes runs with a satirical title — which is a clever play on words from the 2017 documentary, The Problem with Apu. Yet it also similarly runs with a few political hot-button issues and meshes them together into one weird episode featuring Mr. Hankey. The talking Christmas poo’s uncharacteristically angry demeanor didn’t quite land with fans of the show, nor did the excessive use of the annoying crying “PC Babies.”

The episode aired in the wake of and addressed several high-profile events at the time, such as the Roseanne reboot’s cancellation due to Barr’s offensive tweets and the confirmation hearings of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Beyond a bit of commentary regarding outrage culture via social media, there’s just not much going for this one. It tries to cover quite a bit from a topical standpoint but ends up convoluted as a result.

6

Royal Pudding — Season 15, Episode 3

A Toothless Canadian Parody

Episodes that hone in on South Park‘s silly Canadian caricatures tend to be hit-and-miss with various viewers. This one, which has managed to slip under the radar for all but the most diehard fans, tends to fall into the latter category. One of the worst South Park episodes has just as many headscratchers as it has “laugh out loud” moments, and isn’t likely to land for many other than the biggest fans of Ike as well as Terrance and Phillip.

This romp shifts between a massively formal and hyped royal Canadian wedding and a b-plot featuring an oddly enraged Mr. Mackey as he tries to get his students to perform a play about dental hygiene. While it was supposed to be a critique of the American obsession with the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, this strange oscillation between tooth decay and Canadian tropes had a lot of viewers more than a bit confused.